CNA Training Guide By Your own Training Coach

Certified nursing assistants work underneath the direction of the registered nurse that provides support to help patients with daily life tasks.

Operating carefully along with patients, CNAs have the effect of fundamental care services for example bathing, self care as well as feeding patients, helping medical staff with medical gear, as well as examining patient crucial signs. CNAs provide patients essential social and emotive assistance and also provide essential information on patient problems to the medical staff.

If you interested in CNA Training maybe you should check on this grate Web site I find couple days ago, its just starting but it's alredy providing grate information about CNA Training and Certification for students, and people how interested in Nursing in general.

How to be CNA?

Secret TIPS FOR Successful online Dating

Some guy compile the e-book on how to find hot girls online and get into their pants and the best thing of all he ask money after you read the book, meaning if you like it and when proof it's working.

But this guy it's stupid as hell I actually like the book and will pay for it after he place link to his PP address which he doesn't have. Hurry up and download!

Successful online Dating/

Incredible Focus Illusion

I got this incredible focus illusion from my friend who like Optical illusion so I though it'll be cool to post it here for you guys try to focus on it...IF you can :)..

The Smartest man

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board,
But there are only 4 parachutes.





The first Passenger says:

“I am Ronaldinho, the best football player in the world.
The football worlds need me, and I cannot die on my fans.”

He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.



The second passenger Hillary Clinton, says:


“I am wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator
Of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.”

She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plant.



The third passenger, George W. Bush, says:
“I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge
Responsibilities in the world. Beside, I am the smartest president in the History of my country and can’t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.”
He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.


The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger,
a young school boy:


“I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you.”


To this the little boy says:



“Don’t fret old man…

There is a parachute for each of us!

The smartest president of America took my schoolbag…..“

Funny Ku Klux (New Fashion)

After all this years Ku Klux boys are decide to change little bit their outfit in some kind stylish style , new style in 21th century, Who knows, maybe they will change slogan to
from "White Power" to "Gay is OK" . I certainly don't know what they up to , but I kind I like their New fashion style.


Made by Armani, just look into...colors, all that tasteful fruit :)



Made By Boss

This is old school boss look, if you are member of KKK feel free to
buy this wonderful.... whatever it is. Hate I mean



Armani again, obviously armani intend to become
a leader in this New style KKK adore.



Unowned If you know who is make this hate, please contact us.




All this I write here in this post related with Armani and Boss are lie.

Please don't sue us!

Funny Eggs Art

And I though I saw everything, people sometimes can make some very interesting, amazing things from ordinary stuff like egg for example. Recently one of the visitors of this blog (Bob86) send me some interesting pictures about eggs, now you ask yourself what can be interesting about egg, only interesting egg is the one in my stomach :) I'm not very sure in that theory so have look in that famous eggs I talking about.

Unusual Sonny Cd Player

Do you like Terminator movies? If your answer is yes, you should definitive get you self this incredible unusual CD player, but what if you don't like Terminator movies? Don't be scared Arni is not intend to terminate you, he is worry about for some other thing, like how to be a Leader.



When you look into picture above, you probably would thought , wtf it's one more bad Terminator movie, (Btw when I was a Kid, one of my favorites movies was Terminator of course)

But you will make mistake if you thin like I supposed you will, this is one of the many unusual Cd player on this Planet called Earth. This is not Cd-player made by Sonny. You wonder why I write "Sonny" in the title of this post. Let that be a mystery.




Ok when you open the Head, if your IQ it's bigger then IQ of the fish, you will realize what that odd thing is.


BTW I find these two pictures on the internet, so if anyone know original author, please let me know.

Digs for noseberries(Celebrities)

Sting polices his proboscis while perambulating in London, 2006.






Picky Michael Keaton does the polite pinky pull-pick in Santa Monica




Dwight Yoakam pokes 'em with a thumb-sweeping roundup in a Beverly Hills paper store... that apparently doesn't sell tissues




Lindsay dips in before taking a dip in Malibu, 2006.




Wilmer Valderrama picked orgasmically at an L.A. cafe in 2004.




Pam Anderson goes in deep while watching a baseball game in Malibu, 2006.





George Clooney does the scratch n' pick while strolling in Santa Monica, 2002.





Model Kelly Brook sticks a manicured finger in, while on a coffee break in L.A. in 2005.




Jake Gyllenhaal attemps to haul one out while on a call. Los Angeles, 2005.





Calista Flockhart squishes her beak while pecking around Santa Monica. 2005.





Penelope Cruz cruises for a cuzzy at a movie premiere. Cannes, 2004.




Marcia Cross goes undercover and plunks in a pinky in private. She thought. L.A., 2006.





Kate Hudson picks through the aisles of a sweater shop in Santa Monica, 2006.





Matthew McConaughey thumbs his way along Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, 2006.






Nicky gets picky (and flips the bird) while picking up some stuff at a drugstore in Beverly Hills, proving that money can't buy class. 2003.




Ethan Hawke does the thumb-pinch eyebrow-raising pull, while strolling with a mystery blonde and his son. 2004.




Halle Berry digs for noseberries. L.A., 2004.





British comic Steve Coogan charges in for a boogie. L.A., 2006





Geoffrey Rush with a pinching thrust. West Hollywood, 2001.





Mischa Barton at Johnny Rocket's, plunges a pinky at a bugger while out for a burger. West Hollywood, 2004.

10 Coolest weapons we don't have

10. Phased-Plasma Rifle in the 40-Watt Range (The Terminator)




Even though we don't ever see this gun in action, the mere mention of it so blows the mind of Mr. Futterman the Gun Shop Owner that we just know we have to have one. And the fact that the Terminator walks out of the store with enough firepower to invade Cuba and still seems disappointed tells you all you need to know.



9. Noisy Cricket (Men in Black)


What's pocket-sized but still capable of destroying a city block? (Hint: It's not a drunk Verne Troyer). It's the MIB's surprising li'l Cricket. This isn't a gun to wave around when you want to scare someone, it's one to whip out when you mean business. And think about it—it's dainty, shiny, and fits easily into a handbag. It's the perfect gift for the futuristic warrior woman in your life.




8. ZF-1 Assault Weapon (The Fifth Element)



The Swiss Army Knife of assault rifles. The ZF has rockets, darts, tracer bullets, netting, a flame-thrower, freezing gas-anything and everything you need to destroy the universe. The only problem is, a crate of these bad boys will set you back four ancient, mystical stones each. We don't care if you're the Sultan of Dubai, that's some serious scratch.




7. Glaive (Krull)



A mystical weapon of unknown origin, the glaive might not be the most versatile weapon on the list—it is, essentially, an over-sized ninja throwing star—but it more than makes up for its shortcomings in style. Even if all you intend to do with it is chop blocks of cheese or scare your cat, you'll look cool doing it. And it'll end an "ultimate Frisbee" match in seconds.




6. Organic gun (eXistenz)



We're not interested in this bizarre weapon because we want to get around metal detectors or anything, we're just really into recycling. What better way to use all those old bones, bits of teeth and gums, and partially rotting flesh you have lying around your house than cobbling them together into a gun? Circle of life, friends. Circle of life.




5. Lightsabers (Star Wars)



"An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age." Whether your particular brand comes in badass red, noble hero blue, or Samuel L. Jedi purple, the lightsaber is such an intimidator, it can even make a two-foot Muppet seem tough. You don't even have to use it, just flick it on and its unmistakable hum clearly says: "Somebody's walking out of here without a limb."




4. Sick Stick (Minority Report)



Cops in the future have come so far. No longer armed with lame wooden sticks that are only good for tapping on driver's side windows, these new sticks make anyone you touch vomit instantly. Seriously—no tequila, no pictures of Britney Spears' vagina, just a single touch! It's fun, and it'll also double as a convenient time-saver for your bulimic girlfriend.





3. Death Blossom (The Last Starfighter)



OK, first we need spaceships, obviously, but, c'mon-if the future doesn't at least have spaceships, then we're not even going. And the one thing we want standard issue on all fighters is the ol' "D.B." With a press of a button, your ship goes into a ballistic epileptic fit that decimates anything in the immediate area. It's like a lawn sprinkler of mass destruction.




2. Iron Giants (The Iron Giant)



What could be better than a 50-foot robot armed with advanced alien weaponry? One that can also babysit the kids! One part nanny, one part War of the Worlds, the Iron Giant would be the ideal home defense choice for families. Kidnapping would practically be rendered nonexistent if we had these things to chaperone the kids at the park or take them to school.




1. The Death Star (Star Wars)

Talk about home defense. The only thing more efficient than owning a weapon to protect your house is actually living inside the weapon. The Death Star can entertain a small country's worth of houseguests, has plenty of parking space, a recycling plant on the premises, and enough firepower to destroy an entire planet. You might want to slap a screen door on some of those thermal exhaust ports, but otherwise you're living in the lap of destructive luxury.