Extraordinary Hotel with 31 Crazy Rooms

31 Crazy rooms with an absolutely unique and personal ambience. "Unique"is meant literally, for the entirety of all furnishings and other objects you will discover here are custom-made!

Orange Room

Features:

*The kitchen and bathroom are shared with Room 02

Description:
Pure orange tones and minimalistic forms provide for true relaxation and bestow your sun-hungry countenance with a healthy complexion. This room composes an accomodation unit together with The Symbol Room, both sharing a bathroom and a cozy, live-in kitchen - ideal for four persons, though it can also be rented individually.







Symbol Room

Features:
*The kitchen and bathroom are shared with Room 01

Description:
Created entirely from square wooden plates, this black and white room incites and excites the imagination to ponder the meaning of the one symbol or other. There are 300 altogether, which guarantees more than enough food for thought. This room composes an accomodation unit together with The Orange Room, both sharing a bathroom and a cozy, live-in kitchen - ideal for four persons, though it can also be rented individually.





Castle Room

Features:
*Bed is a castle and furnitures are houses
*A small kitchen in the hallway

Description:
T-H-E vintage City Lodge domicile - it all began with this room. Our guests slumber in the midst of a gigantic, colourful wooden fortress, between dwellings harbouring both wardrobe and desk. The meadow round the knight's helmet also has a miniature golf course in it - brilliant! Paired with The Dwarves' Room, ideal for three persons.








Clouds

Features:
*a very bright and relaxing room
*has a small kitchen
*in combination with castle a separat app.

Description:
A bright and minimalistic room, giving everything to relax,with two big cloud-photos hanging on the walls. Shares kitchen and bath with the Castle Room (together an ideal appartement for 4 to 5 persons).





Flying Bed

Features:
*A slanted floor

Description:
A room with a slanted floor which makes grandma's bed seem to fly. The wardrobe comes out of the wall, but the table has got to stay put! In the rustic bathroom of natural stone you will find eggplant-coloured slate.





4 Beams

Features:
*The bed is suspended from ropes (1.6 metres high)

Description:
Your place of rest is literally knotted to four large ceiling rafters with thick shipping rope. The bed suspended one and a half metres from above can only be reached with a vertical ladder. Climb, climb! Unfortuntately, security regulations bar this room from being rented out to overweight guests!





Tempel

Features:
*A partially open bathroom
*No Smoking Room

Description:
Sleep in a silver temple beneath the resplendent heavenly spheres. The open bed has a terraced structure. Asian flair with aged masonry.







Hol(l)y-Wood

Features:
*A beautiful balcony
*The bathroom has walls made of transparent red glass

Description:
In the wooden room the separate beds can both be reached with ladders at heights of 1 and 2 metres respectively. The bathroom has walls made of transparent red glass (though the washbasin and WC can be secluded with a curtain). On the walls you find chair upholstery from grandma's days. A beautiful balcony!






Mirror Room

Features:
*Entirely decorated with mirrors
*Common bathroom
*No Smoking Room

Description:
Definitely one of City Lodge's highlights.The diamand-shaped room is completely(!) laid out with mirrors and gives you the impression of living in a kaleidoscope. Caution: Very sexy!






Wrapped

Features:
*Common bathroom

Description:
A tubular room with three consecutively ordered, terraced beds. The floor is hilly and even the wands are tilted! Like being in a mine - isn't that a lift there in the corner...?






Therapy

Features:
*A variety of artifical lamps
*No Smoking Room

Description:
This entirely white room can be darkened and illuminated at your desire with a variety
of artifical lamps. A mirror located above the bed allows you to see yourself 'in another light' - spectrally therapeutic and very spectacular! Windows and wasbasin are hidden behind soft white plush.






Blue Room

Features:
*Sails made of high-grade steel circumscribe the bed

Description:
In front of an exclusively blue background mirrored sails have been set up around the bed. This room was previously called Mirrors, it was and still remains one of the earliest City Lodge favourites.






The Table

Features:
*A circular bed

Description:
The bed is a large disk. The warm, earth-tone walls and ceiling lend the room an incredibly pleasant and meditative atmosphere.Here is one of the most beautiful bathrooms!






Upside Down

Features:
*The room is topsy-turvy
*Four beds and four seats are beneath
*No Smoking Room

Description:
The furnishings hang from the ceiling and you sleep and sit in comfortable boxes beneath the floorboards. Uncannily surreal! The only four-bed room. One of the most unique accomodations.




Glas House

Features:
*The bathroom was constructed out of old windows
*A beautiful balcony

Description:
A house made of green stained glass stands in this room, and next to it a romantic writer's arbour with a century-old skylight. A pendulous stone at the head of the bed holds it in position. A wondrous, green light! Fantastic walls! Authentically antique!






Gallery

Features:
*A circular bed which can be set in motion by pedal
*A large room with a roof
*The bathroom walls are made of blue acrylic glass

Description:
A large room with a gable roof. The bathroom in this room is like a small house, entirely made of blue glass. From the high seat you can observe the antics and 'goings-on' in the circular bed, and its rotations present you with constantly changing perspectives through strategically positioned, empty picture frames. A very spacious room. Equisite furniture!







Freedom

Features:
*A beautiful balcony
*toilet inside the cell

Description:
A friendly prison cell with a hole in the wall. The toilet is in the room, just like we know it should be! What's different: You really WANT to stay here, it's extremely comfortable. Freedom awaits on the balcony with a parasol.






Grandma's


Features:
*A bathroom in the wardrobe

Description:
Inside grandma's wardrobe the shower and toilet are hidden,
but don't block your own way - in the middle there are also drawers! The bed is extremely old,
like everything else here. Toasty-cozy!







Padded Cell

Features:
*Common shower room
*No Smoking Room

Description:
From top to bottom and all around the bed, everything is upholstered with green leather.
A kingly or queenly room where one can hear his own heart beat when the spirit grows weary.
Small but exquisite, and undeniably noble on top of that!






Gruft

Features:
*sleep in coffins
*or in the labyrinth below

Description:
In both coffins you can even slumber beneath closed lids! Exclusively connoisseur room for
all those "Nosferatus" who cannot wait for that which awaits us all. Whosoever has second thoughts can creep to the bedplace below, safe within the labyrinth. Not only a unique experience for Gothic die-hards...an exquisite location on top of that!




Landscapes

Features:
*room has wave-like walls
*top light similar to a church
*backlight country-photos

Description:
With its various rounded forms, its octogonal ceiling illumination and light-flooded landscape and cloud pictures, the Landscape Room is one of the most aesthetically pleasing quarters in the City Lodge. However, circumspection is a prerequisite here! Guests ought not to lean themselves or their belongings on the wave-shaped wall. Like in the average museum the regulation applies here: "Please do not touch". Trust is better than guardrails!








Chicken Curry

Features:
*could be used as a photo-studio
*bed underneath the floor behind 'garage-door'
*very brightfull illuminated

Description:
The Chicken Curry Room possesses an India-inspired appeal. An exceptionally bright, large and empty room which could also be utilised as a photographer's studio or shooting location with its gigantic lighting boxes and roll-out backdrops. The gentle pink of the walls compensates for the chromatic tints of the brilliantly luminous neon tubes. The bed is located in the floor, beneath a kind of garage gate.






Space-Cube

Features:
*great light
*balcony
*crazy bed-mechanic

Description:
Shall we sleep together or in separate beds? You can decide at the last moment and crank the illuminated barrier between the bed halves up or down. The bed is a monolith and dispenses a mystically blue light with its walls of coloured glass. Not exclusively for eternal quarrelers! Whether homo, hetero or bi, happy here together, don't ask "why"!






Museum

Features:
*elastic floor
*misconstructions and others on the walls
*very nice illumination

Description:
A large room decorated with historically meaningful relics and a variety of construction errors originatingfrom the earliest days of the City Lodge. This museum dedicated to oneself is especially for observers with pith and friends of patina something unforgettably EXQUISITE. An excellent "initiation room" for first-time visitorswith its extraordinarily pleasant atmosphere.






Speicher

Features:
*high bed
*balcony

Description:
Akin to a barn, this room is constructed from the ages-old rafters of the house. A hidden ladder leads up to the berth, from which one can survey the pillow fortress made of potato sacks packed with foam rubber. Very pleasant earth tones.









Nudes

Features:
*full of nude photos
*blue stone bath, open

Description:
The sandstone bathroom has been coloured with such a powerful blue and in such a wonderful fashion that it simply could not be hidden behind walls! Lilac-toned walls and velvet curtains capture your fancy well into the sweetness
of slumber...








Medi-Terra

Features:
*palisade bed
*mediterrane flair
*beautiful natur photos

Description:
A roughly hewn stone wall and the vivid azure blue colouring remind opening soon: visitors of a Mediterranean village. The room is rather cozy and offers space only for one person. The bed has been carpentered from palisade wood. Rustic comfort with southerly style among flower-photos.






Two Lions

Features:
*sleep in a cage or double bed
*beautiful wooden bath with balcony
*biggest room, the 'suite' of the hotel

Description:
Dual cages, situated in the centre of this spacious menagerie, rest on stilts measuring 1.5 meters tall and await applause from the neighbouring guest(s). Your curtain presides over what your audience sees and what not! Each latticework can be a bedplace for one. Or there is room or two, vis-à-vis from the opulent and roomy bathroom. The toilet thrones atop a tower and permits voyeuristc peeks into the golden bathtub.








Nightlight

Features:
*Bronce and gold painted walls
*bath is giant plastic bag
*spy-mirror to the neighbor's room

Description:
The wild brush strokes of abstractly painted murals surround and adorn the mirrored aperture to the goings-on next door - an opened curtain might just invite you to have a look! The bathroom is a gigantic plastic bag - a real sensation!







Electric Wallpapers

Features:
*futuristic computer paintings
*a kitchen is included

Description:
A recommendation for first-time visitors wanting to try out what City Lodge is all about.
This straightforward accomodation, which is especially suited for longer stays due to its fully equipped kitchen. Lots of daylight. The most "normal" quarterings in our City Lodge.





Forest

Features:
*sleep upon a wooden hill
*nice balcony with morning light

Description:
Dawn's early light smiles on glistening magenta and rewards you with an unbelievable chromatic experience at the break of day. 100 Nordic runes are suspended from a pink-toned celestial canopy and summon up the mood of a witches' or sorcerers' coven.
All the same, the bathroom has been done in citrus yellow... A good place of rest for rangers, way up yonder on the woodpile! An earthly ladder takes you there...






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