Friday, March 30, 2007

The Smartest man

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board,
But there are only 4 parachutes.

The first Passenger says:

“I am Ronaldinho, the best football player in the world.
The football worlds need me, and I cannot die on my fans.”

He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger Hillary Clinton, says:

“I am wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator
Of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.”

She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plant.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says:
“I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge
Responsibilities in the world. Beside, I am the smartest president in the History of my country and can’t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.”
He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger,
a young school boy:

“I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you.”

To this the little boy says:

“Don’t fret old man…

There is a parachute for each of us!

The smartest president of America took my schoolbag…..“

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Funny Ku Klux (New Fashion)

After all this years Ku Klux boys are decide to change little bit their outfit in some kind stylish style , new style in 21th century, Who knows, maybe they will change slogan to
from "White Power" to "Gay is OK" . I certainly don't know what they up to , but I kind I like their New fashion style.

Made by Armani, just look into...colors, all that tasteful fruit :)

Made By Boss

This is old school boss look, if you are member of KKK feel free to
buy this wonderful.... whatever it is. Hate I mean

Armani again, obviously armani intend to become
a leader in this New style KKK adore.

Unowned If you know who is make this hate, please contact us.

All this I write here in this post related with Armani and Boss are lie.

Please don't sue us!

Friday, March 23, 2007

Funny Eggs Art

And I though I saw everything, people sometimes can make some very interesting, amazing things from ordinary stuff like egg for example. Recently one of the visitors of this blog (Bob86) send me some interesting pictures about eggs, now you ask yourself what can be interesting about egg, only interesting egg is the one in my stomach :) I'm not very sure in that theory so have look in that famous eggs I talking about.

Monday, March 12, 2007

Unusual Sonny Cd Player

Do you like Terminator movies? If your answer is yes, you should definitive get you self this incredible unusual CD player, but what if you don't like Terminator movies? Don't be scared Arni is not intend to terminate you, he is worry about for some other thing, like how to be a Leader.

When you look into picture above, you probably would thought , wtf it's one more bad Terminator movie, (Btw when I was a Kid, one of my favorites movies was Terminator of course)

But you will make mistake if you thin like I supposed you will, this is one of the many unusual Cd player on this Planet called Earth. This is not Cd-player made by Sonny. You wonder why I write "Sonny" in the title of this post. Let that be a mystery.

Ok when you open the Head, if your IQ it's bigger then IQ of the fish, you will realize what that odd thing is.

BTW I find these two pictures on the internet, so if anyone know original author, please let me know.

Saturday, March 03, 2007

Digs for noseberries(Celebrities)

Sting polices his proboscis while perambulating in London, 2006.

Picky Michael Keaton does the polite pinky pull-pick in Santa Monica

Dwight Yoakam pokes 'em with a thumb-sweeping roundup in a Beverly Hills paper store... that apparently doesn't sell tissues

Lindsay dips in before taking a dip in Malibu, 2006.

Wilmer Valderrama picked orgasmically at an L.A. cafe in 2004.

Pam Anderson goes in deep while watching a baseball game in Malibu, 2006.

George Clooney does the scratch n' pick while strolling in Santa Monica, 2002.

Model Kelly Brook sticks a manicured finger in, while on a coffee break in L.A. in 2005.

Jake Gyllenhaal attemps to haul one out while on a call. Los Angeles, 2005.

Calista Flockhart squishes her beak while pecking around Santa Monica. 2005.

Penelope Cruz cruises for a cuzzy at a movie premiere. Cannes, 2004.

Marcia Cross goes undercover and plunks in a pinky in private. She thought. L.A., 2006.

Kate Hudson picks through the aisles of a sweater shop in Santa Monica, 2006.

Matthew McConaughey thumbs his way along Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu, 2006.

Nicky gets picky (and flips the bird) while picking up some stuff at a drugstore in Beverly Hills, proving that money can't buy class. 2003.

Ethan Hawke does the thumb-pinch eyebrow-raising pull, while strolling with a mystery blonde and his son. 2004.

Halle Berry digs for noseberries. L.A., 2004.

British comic Steve Coogan charges in for a boogie. L.A., 2006

Geoffrey Rush with a pinching thrust. West Hollywood, 2001.

Mischa Barton at Johnny Rocket's, plunges a pinky at a bugger while out for a burger. West Hollywood, 2004.