Friday, March 30, 2007

The Smartest man

A plane is about to crash. There are 5 passengers on board,
But there are only 4 parachutes.

The first Passenger says:

“I am Ronaldinho, the best football player in the world.
The football worlds need me, and I cannot die on my fans.”

He grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the plane.

The second passenger Hillary Clinton, says:

“I am wife of the former president of the United States; I am the senator
Of New York and I have a good chance of being president of the United States in the future.”

She grabs a parachute and jumps off the plant.

The third passenger, George W. Bush, says:
“I am the president of the United States of America. I have huge
Responsibilities in the world. Beside, I am the smartest president in the History of my country and can’t shun the responsibility to my people by dying.”
He grabs a pack and jumps off the plane.

The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the fifth passenger,
a young school boy:

“I am old. I have lived my life as a good person as a priest should and so I shall leave the last parachute to you; you have the rest of your life ahead of you.”

To this the little boy says:

“Don’t fret old man…

There is a parachute for each of us!

The smartest president of America took my schoolbag…..“


mr.ular said...

Ha ha ha.. Good one!

If you may allow, I'd like to add a funny quote here.

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it. -Franklin P. Jones

-by Funny Quotes and Jokes at

The said...

Remake of the orginal joke in which Hilary Clinton... the smartest woman in the world...had jumped from the plane using the kids backpack.

Null said...